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Awake Bundle – Save when you bundle
- $9.50 – $56.00
- Save when you buy the bundle! Scent Descriptions: Honey Badger - Hints of vanilla, mango, and pomegranate get a vibrant boost from juicy tangerine and sweet orange. Honey Badger don’t give a damn, and neither will you when you smell this scent. 17 - Just a touch of sweet milk chocolate…
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First Couple Bundle – Save when you bundle
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- Save when you buy the bundle! Scent Descriptions: 45 - Bergamot, Lemon, and sage blended artfully with warm spices, and woods. This Presidential scent will delight the senses. First Lady - Exotic Egyptian musk with notes of deep wild violet and lily, with hints of vanilla blended with sandalwood. Like our…
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Personalized Candle
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- You can choose from any scent we currently have in stock and tell us what you would like the candle to say! Simply pick your scent below and tell us in the notes during checkout what you would like the Title and the Description to say. Well get your candle made…
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Exotic Joe – Blueberry, Lemon, Sugar, Basil
- $5.00 – $29.00
- Scent Description: A delicious aroma of ripe, plump blueberries, zesty lemon citrus with hints of sugar and basil. This flame-boyant scent may inspire you to get a mullet!
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TP Crisis – Zesty Linen and Fresh Cotton
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- Scent Description: Zesty linen and fresh cotton create a clean scent sure to wipe away woes - and whatever else comes your way!
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Aliens – Smokey Chocolate, Spicy Cherry, Ginger
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- Scent Description: Smokey chocolate blended with sweet and spicy cherries with just a touch of ginger. No wonder the aliens are here. It smells too d*mn good.
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Murder Hornets – Lilac, Violet, Spring
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- Scent Description: Aromatic crushed lilac blossoms blended lightly with violet, anise and musk will make you feel like you’re in a spring garden. Murder hornets sold separately.
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Chy-na Virus – Carmel, Cherry, Vanilla
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- Scent Description: Caramelized sugar and sweet milk blend lusciously with delicious maraschino cherries, notes of nutmeg and vanilla. This one doesn't smell like Chy-na OR any virus you've ever had! You’ll be happy you’re not wearing a mask when you smell this edible scent.
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2020 – Vanilla & Floral
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- Scent Description: Smooth creamy vanilla mixed with just a touch of freshly blooming lilac will soothe the woes of 2020, making them fade (like Sleepy J’s memory), the bad dream they were.
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